Sure, sure, everything about Hollywood is 100% real, the National Enquirer is a scientific journal, all movies are pretty much documentaries, every face, breast, and butt you see is completely authentic, celebrities always regularly use the products that they endorse, and now…add another to this list, celebrities are actually endorsing the products that they seem to be endorsing.
(For those wondering about the breast and butt statement, this list is using “sarcasm”. “Sarcasm” is defined by the Merriam-Webster dictionary as “the use of words that mean the opposite of what you really want to say.”)
